Dec 3

The New Alphabet

post Category: Coffee post Comments (36) postDecember 3, 2011

PLEASE DONATE to help end youth homelessness and put me in an igloo: www.dowhateverittakes.org FYI! Driftless Pony Club has another show December 10th in Racine, Wisconsin. A benefit show for the homeless. Info here: www.driftlessponyclub.com Wheezy elsewhere: Twitter: bit.ly Facebook: on.fb.me Website: wheezywaiter.com Wiki wheezywaiter.info Google+ bit.ly Apparel: bit.ly Shoes: www.tweakfootwear.com Thanks for the wink: youtube.com

So little time!

Video Rating: 4 / 5

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Horaayy..there are 36 comment(s) for me so far ;)

#1

1:39 <———- Your Welcome.

MahaNomi wrote on December 3, 2011 - 7:39 pm
#2

You are the coolest man on YouTube and I wish more people watched these videos because your humor is a breath of fresh air in a muggy, unfunyy, sitcom-driven world.

GroomingSpyke2 wrote on December 3, 2011 - 8:00 pm
#3

I AM SO STUPID! I didn’t even know it spelled out Wheezy Waiter until he showed me the paper!

TheNewsboysRule wrote on December 3, 2011 - 8:28 pm
#4

That was hilarious 3:03

SpeedStackerG39 wrote on December 3, 2011 - 8:39 pm
#5

That was the cutest wink ever! haha

ninjapie117 wrote on December 3, 2011 - 9:17 pm
#6

hey this was uploaded on my birthday thank you wheezywaiter! <:)

PurpleDude137 wrote on December 3, 2011 - 10:09 pm
#7

AAA COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE PHONE BOOK. LITERALLY ANYWHERE! Remember phone-books?

Tygerisme101 wrote on December 3, 2011 - 10:16 pm
#8

why does the letter c exist?

RainboRainicorn wrote on December 3, 2011 - 10:45 pm
#9

BANJO FACCE!

MiniMarz21 wrote on December 3, 2011 - 10:57 pm
#10

WOAH I didn’t even pick that up as he was typing.. hahahaha

56freckles wrote on December 3, 2011 - 11:45 pm
#11

That fragmented coffee scene was like magic realism. Pedro Paramo, anyone? Ehh? No? Okay.

mjm447 wrote on December 4, 2011 - 12:37 am
#12

@ChosenFruit you are not alone

DFTBAnerdfighter15 wrote on December 4, 2011 - 1:13 am
#13

1:38 is fucking legendary XD

martn2420 wrote on December 4, 2011 - 1:53 am
#14

“Alphabet Soup would just be called Soup!” And that would be a shame, since “soup” already exists…

TheFanSpinsVideos wrote on December 4, 2011 - 2:46 am
#15

What is with the creepy ad on the side????

Jovasaurus wrote on December 4, 2011 - 3:32 am
#16

Today I had to look up a phone number in a phone book and I couldn’t do it :( The secretary at the desk laughed at me.

GutentagIngrid wrote on December 4, 2011 - 4:04 am
#17

I loved this video it was so freaking awesome ‘ who wears a 6 to the COngress of Monastir’ made me laugh so hard stay awesome Craig

Alexisnthigh wrote on December 4, 2011 - 4:41 am
#18

I find it so amazing that you don’t have any writers! Thank god you have over 500 videos that i didn’t watch yet, i could watch you forever!

djskyline701 wrote on December 4, 2011 - 5:01 am
#19

wait what did she say at the end?

rageandkitties wrote on December 4, 2011 - 5:21 am
#20

2:05 – 2:43

themusicmega2 wrote on December 4, 2011 - 5:24 am
#21

cute wink

0101010101010101ful wrote on December 4, 2011 - 5:36 am
#22

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz zyxwvutrstqponmlkjihgfedcba

silverthornboy19 wrote on December 4, 2011 - 6:08 am
#23

that banjo face looked more like craig with a wig’s smile

TRDPaul wrote on December 4, 2011 - 6:11 am
#24

@brenda0006 The trick is to watch the video before reading the comments.

CodedRhythmTalk wrote on December 4, 2011 - 7:03 am
#25

There’s a town here in England called Buckfastleigh. It uses half the letters of the alphabet with no repetitions. I guess you could start the alphabet with that…

SmartStr33t wrote on December 4, 2011 - 7:07 am
#26

“I am in my mid twenties…still too hot”
Agreed.

Malk007 wrote on December 4, 2011 - 7:51 am
#27

lol these are the kinds of conversations i have with my friends at 3am in the morning when were drunk :)

compaqfp7317 wrote on December 4, 2011 - 8:02 am
#28

I understand. I’m 26, and I am not thinking about kids at all. I’m not saying it’s bad to have children. I find it cool but, it’s not for me right now. I don’t think I could handle it. I’m a very responsible guy, I have a good job that I like and everything is working out pretty well right now for me, but still. It’s not my time for children, it just doesnt feel right.

peatthetreat wrote on December 4, 2011 - 8:17 am
#29

@Eldormen YEP Thats the dream

spacetimebomb wrote on December 4, 2011 - 9:04 am
#30

I call bullshit dodger. You would be the greatest mom ever.

qwertyzz7 wrote on December 4, 2011 - 9:52 am
#31

@spacetimebomb can i do both? :3

Eldormen wrote on December 4, 2011 - 10:12 am
#32

@superneeg haha lmao…

NitroMagnet wrote on December 4, 2011 - 10:44 am
#33

@spacetimebomb wtf lol Pokemon doesn’t exist

NitroMagnet wrote on December 4, 2011 - 11:26 am
#34

how can some1 ur age hav 3 kids i mean u only look about 19 cum on but i no the feeling i just observe there behaver and us it as a learning xp 4 when im older

TheYoungc13 wrote on December 4, 2011 - 11:47 am
#35

@spacetimebomb like no one ever was

sangreiti wrote on December 4, 2011 - 12:24 pm
#36

If lieing and backstabbing people is maturity then im gonna stay imature for the rest of my life.

dragonquestking wrote on December 4, 2011 - 12:35 pm
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